I reject your reality and substitute my own (alienatiomentus) wrote in unusual_souls,
I reject your reality and substitute my own
alienatiomentus
unusual_souls

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Introductory Haikus (some of these are very wrong)


I love you coffee
My one diuretic drink
How you make me pee

Asparagus spears
I will eat you for dinner
Make my pee smell weird

Very illegal
But I'll take what I can get
Your younger sister

Bleeding puppies cry
My tires stained with slimy guts
Mmmm the smell of blood

And who dares mock Spam?
you? you? you are not worthy
of one rich pink fleck

Old man seeks doctor
"I eat Spam daily", he says.
Angioplasty

Fresh codfish liver
A smell emanates from you
Yeast infections suck

*bows*
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